Kennedy stumps for Herschel Walker; that’s entertainment!
Kennedy stumps for Herschel Walker; that’s entertainment!
December 5, 2022 by tomaswell
Good Gawd, y’all!
As if Louisiana needed another public embarrassment what with the sub-par rankings on all the economic surveys, Sen. John Kennedy had to go and give a campaign speech on behalf of Herschel Walker in Georgia.
Damn! Wasn’t it enough that LSU had to be humbled by Georgia? Did you have to go there and validate Georgians’ conviction that Louisiana is inferior in not only economics and football, but political leadership as well?
Our only hope to salvage some shred of dignity now is for the hapless Saints to defeat Atlanta again this year when the Falcons come calling on Dec. 18.
I know the Repugnantcans are desperate for a win in the Senate to keep the Dems from going up by a 51-49 score. Their only hope for a 50-50 tie is for “China bad air” Walker to upset incumbent Raphael Warnock in tomorrow’s runoff.
But good Gawd, y’all, what in the name of vampires and werewolves did “Randy Quaid wannabe” Foghorn Leghorn Kennedy have to gain by appearing on behalf of “sheriff deputy cum laude” Walker? Lordy, the only thing missing was Marjorie Taylor-Greene trumpeting family values.
In his stump speech, Kennedy described the Democrats as “woke,” despite the glaring fact that it’s the Repugs who want to censor books, revise Jim Crow, restrict voting, and deny any and all rights to LGBQT citizens. It’s the Repugs who want to abolish CRT in schools and it’s they who scorn BLM as if only white lives matter.
Yet, Kennedy insists, it’s the Dems who are out-of-touch elitists who “walk around with Ziploc bags of kale” for energy. (I honestly don’t know where the he hell he got that or what on earth he’s even talking about.)
“Cousin Eddie” Kennedy said in a tweet that the country needs leaders who understand that vetting people at the border isn’t racist, its prudent. (I suppose there’s a literal invasion of aliens invading Georgia from neighboring Florida and South Carolina.), that he believes an election day, not an election month (whatever that must mean) and that criminals aren’t the good guys, they are the bad guys (not sure if he includes Donald Trump’s circle of friends who have been convicted of crimes or not).
But can’t you just imagine the back-to-back speeches by Kennedy and Walker? That had to be pure entertainment – not that anyone could comprehend what either one was saying.
Like I said, the only thing missing was Marjorie Taylor-Greene.